
MY FIRST dA JOURNAL ENTRY

My first journal entry on dA. was Apr 3, 2006
At that time I didnt have any dA friends.
I didn't get my first 3 dA friend until June 28, 2006


So here is my first journal entry.
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Captains log:
Star Date:49263.8-br549 I have a pain in my mid
section I think I need to poop. I am setting
course for the USS shitter located in the bathroom
system maximum warp. Upon arrival I plan to
transfer the cargo I carry from the intestinal
system to the USS Shitter. From there it should
make its final voyage across the sewage system and
arrive safely in the septic system. The last time
this delivery was attempted by our security officer
he strained so hard he produced a large ridge
on his forehead that never went away, and Commander
Data is still pale from the experience. I hope
everything comes out ok for me!
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Kinda dumb but hey I was alone, most likely drinking
a few beers and board








